Friday, February 20, 2009

Unfortunately, Heather




I found this post thanks to Unfortunately, Kim....

Here's how to play... just do a Google search of the phrase "unfortunately, _______" but put your first name in the blank (be sure to enclose it all in quotation marks). From AllSorts, who says, "The resultant phrases are hilarious if you have a slightly twisted sense of humor and an appreciation for random absurdity."


Unfortunately Heather has surfaced on our screens in Scrubs.

Unfortunately, Heather forgot to follow the most important advice: Stay out of the path of runaway police motorcycles.

Unfortunately, Heather’s first job didn’t work out. Did that mean it was time to give up? No, it did not. Heather took some time off to get things in order.

Unfortunately, Heather lost the ability to transform into Sasquatch. Recently, Heather has been acting as a mission control for the team.

Unfortunately Heather will never go away. She will always try to get money from Paul claiming it is for Beatrice. Poor Beatrice....Heathers pawn.

Unfortunately, Heather was playing the nice role, and let her team mate sabotage both of them.

Unfortunately Heather has to work as a hooker to pay for her retro fashion obsession. But she doesn’t mind. I mean check out these shoes!

Unfortunately, heather like full to partial sun, so this may not work for her. If she doesn't like them much, maybe someone else does and

LOL!!! and the fun goes on and on!!

1 comment:

tm said...

Shoes!

Pretty good! Glad you enjoyed it.